No, No! Please don’t change. I just wanted to say to you by way of, introductory
remarks that im likely to use an awfull lot of what we would call, violent sexual imagery. Do not move or i will perform a fucking living fucking autopsy on you, with a fucking rusty
spade and ill have your kidneys for fucking cufflinks. Your kidneys? Whats happening?!
We’ve fucking time-traveled yes! Into what!?
Good news I believe! We’re in a weird and wonderful world where
everything is different. Fucking robots knocking about and Davina Mccall
the new pope. What the fuck is it!? I want him to do it I’m going to ring round and get everybody to Sky+ it. I’m going to put the thing on fucking YouTube. Listen if you are not a prostitute or a pizza guy fuck off.