Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead

EVERYBODY, MY NEXT GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING STAR AND CREATOR OF CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND. PLEASE WELCOME RACHELLE BLOOM. (APPLAUSE) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HIMENT NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I FEEL LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER IN THIS. SO I WANTED TO SALSA DANCE.>>Stephen: YOU TALLLY LOOKED LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER IN […]

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The Hollywood Sequel Doctor Tackles “Gremlins 2” – Key & Peele

Okay, guys, Gremlins 2. I’m telling you, this movie… [door opens and closes] – Should write itself. The first one was a classic. This should be pretty straightforward. Basically, all we’re doing is maintaining the integrity of the original picture. We want to do all the stuff with the water and the– What– Uh, can […]

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#ThatsHarassment | The Doctor ft. Cynthia Nixon & Michael Kelly

DOCTOR: Hello. I’m Dr. Sovig, how can I help you? PATIENT: Oh, hi. Where’s Dr. Patel? DOCTOR: He’s on vacation. So, what seems to be the problem? PATIENT: Umm, I have this terrible pressure under my eyes and my head feels like it’s going to explode. I’m incredibly weak. I could almost not get out […]

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Republicans Release New Health Plan, And We’re All Going To Die

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL, IT’S FINALLY HERE. AFTER SIX YEARS OF TRYING, LAST NIGHT THE REPUBLICANS FINALLY UNVEILED THEIR HEALTHCARE PLAN. THEN, OUT OF FORCE OF HABIT, THEY VOTED TO REPEAL IT. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THERE ARE SOME THINGS THERE ARE SOME THINGS THEY’RE KEEPING FROM OBAMACARE: KIDS STAYING […]

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